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Indonesia dan kalangan ibu-ibu arisan sepertinya lagi dihebohkan perkawinan Kyai berumur 43 tahun dengan anak baru lulus sd umur 12 tahun (geez I really feel sorry for that innocent girl,damn you “very old man”). Tapi tunggu dulu, ternyata ada yang lebih aneh dari itu! Aneh,percayalah ini aneh!!
Like American Pie…..now German Pineapple
Mr and Mrs Hopper
Seorang popstar Jerman bernama panggung Ramma Damma bernama asli Ulli Hopper telah menikahi seorang eh sebuah Nanas. if one of you migh think I made typo or something, it wasn’t. Really he married pineapple! Below are his statements.
Picking up his bride for about £8 – he wanted one who wasn’t cheap – he drove her across the Scottish border to Gretna Green in a Jaguar covered in green AstroTurf. here he and the pineapple – which he affectionately named Tippi – were wed before returning to his home in Munich. ( Kenapa harus nanas dear mister! strawberry looks good!! at least she won’t hurt you at your first-juicy-fruity- night)
‘I loved her. I wanted to marry her. ( Owww that’s so sweet! Tapi taukah anda masih ada 124.213.3434. wanita single di dunia ini yang mendambakan seorang lelaki dengan iming-iming Popstar buat diporoti eh dinikahi)
“We enjoyed meals out. We would go to restaurants and she would enjoy a glass of water over dinner. Tippi loved to go to the movies - especially ones about earthquakes - and she would sit on my lap when she got scared.” (Asiknya sih dia bisa nonton bioskop “berdua” tapi cukup beli 1 tiket saja!)
Pernikahan ini terjadi 40 tahun yang lalu dan sampai berita ini ditulis saya belum menemukan artikel tentang nasib Tippy si Nanas. Mungkinkah dia selamat dari kebusukan atau sudah melahirkan nanas-nanas junior.We’ll see. But if all of this online for his publicity stunt. I hope the pineapple dumped him and took 1/2 of all his munnies.Period!
Article and Photo taken from here
Okey Yoanita and you! enjoy!!
But wait wait wait!! here is another one.
A Chinese man has married himself to express his “dissatisfaction with reality”.
Mr and Mrs Liu Ye
Hope this picture explains the odds on everything. Geez mister, I hope you’ve bough insurance for your hand.
Taken from here
27/10/2008 at 3:52 pm Permalink
why, mya? why should he buy insurance for his hand? make it clear, please…
i don’t get it… 0_0
28/10/2008 at 6:19 am Permalink
cuma satu hal yang bikin penasaran, apa rasanya nikah sama buah?! apakah fungsi seekor binatang peliharaan, kaya anjing dan kucing, bisa diganti sama buah? kalau binatang peliharaan diajak ngobrol, minimal mereka bisa gukguk meong meong. kalau nanas diajak ngobrol, apa ya kira2 balesannya?
28/10/2008 at 7:24 am Permalink
as if the poor pineapple wasn’t weird enough,(& YES i do believe he did it just for stunt..or else he’s delusional wkwkwkwkw)
the second story left me thinking…
there IS such self-centered person on this planet!!!
WOW.
married to himself??(& not in Samantha Jones’s Sex & The City-way of havin a relationship with herself)
with that hideous cut-out of himself wearing cheong-sam???
wowwowowowowow
but wait! the article said: he is not gay, but admits he’s “maybe a bit narcissistic”
“A BIT”?? are you sure?????
‘Dissatisfaction with reality’ my a**!! you’re just WHINING mister,
wakakakakakakakaka!!
29/10/2008 at 9:44 am Permalink
First of all, Makasih banyak to Myaboo for posting it… Sorry it took me forever to comment,, I had just gotten the chance to go online… was busy having a life.
Who am I kidding?
and second of all, I HATE PINEAPPLES. And that has nothing to do with spongebob although I do find the yellow dude depressing. I just hate pineapples.
I hate them. I hate hate hate them. I get nervous in a way I’m not familiar with when I see a pineapple. I oddly do. But when I hear someone marrying one,I’m curious… ~.^’
and about the narcissistic dude,,,,, hmm,, I sort uv kind uv agak-agak vote for guys to try marry themselves. Mungkin sehabis itu mereka bakal nyadar kalau wanita itu OKHEY banget.
uw, have I mentioned that I HATE pineapples?
Thank you muchly for the article Mya… made my day in a strange way XP
29/10/2008 at 5:12 pm Permalink
hmm, jadi berpikiran untuk menikahi sapi jantan niiih… hohohoho..at least sapi bisa berkembang biak dengan ‘alat’ yang terlihat menempel dengan tubuhnya, bukan dengan benang sari… hehehe…
tapi, menikahi diri sendiri??? heuheu… ya oloh… aku masi berpikiran untuk memperbaiki keturunan siih..
boooo, orang2 pada gila apa yaaa??? trus, mereka ber-reproduksinya gimana??
30/10/2008 at 4:21 am Permalink
geblekkkkkk, bisa aja ada orang2 yang nikah kaya gitu. tapi menurut gw mereka cuma cari sensasi.
02/11/2008 at 2:39 am Permalink
what the fuck is going on in this so fucked up world?
people marrying pineapples? chinese dude marrying his cardboard image of himself..
man..these guys need help! and i aint talkin about laying on a couch and let some dude talk you out this kinda help..these guys need Jackass The Movie kinda help!
fry’em in the balls or somethin, especially that pineapple dude, freaky shit smile he has their.
03/11/2008 at 5:06 pm Permalink
update: jepang mau ngeluarin UU dimana orang bisa kawin ama karakter 2D.
O_o